The Role of a Principal

(You probably won’t find these in a job description, though you should!) – Hand-holder – Zipper-fixer – Tear-wiper – Peace-maker – Pants-buttoner – Ball-retriever – Nose-wiper – First-aider – Firm-talker – Cheer-leader – Toy-mender – Toy-confiscator – Mouth-wiper – Rule-implementer – Ice-provider – Argument-settler – Wrapper-opener – Photo-taker – Hallway-monitor – Coat-zipper – Skip-rope-holder – […]

Kids say the darndest things

A light look at some actual Grade 4 & 5 test questions and responses at my wife’s school: ____________________________________________________________ How do you think the Wright brothers felt after the first flight. Why? Good. They did something good for once. Do you think jet airplanes have changed our lives for the better? Why? No. Pollution, hello? […]

Pizzas and Paperclips

I am combining two short posts here: —————————————– Ordering a pizza in in the near future. Turn your speakers on for this one… a little dark humour about living in a wired world. Ordering from Pizza Palace. Originally posted April 6th, 2006 —————————————– One Red Paperclip We live in a wired world where a man […]